i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
