The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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