On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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