So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.