Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"