did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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