Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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