Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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