question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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