I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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