What a fucking waste of an outfit
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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