Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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