oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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