Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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