his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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