I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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