the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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