doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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