Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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