Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
