have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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