? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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