She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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