I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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