I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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