do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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