She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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