I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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