Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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