I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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