her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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