Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I just want to make out with him forever
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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