Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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