I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Alive.
So much puke
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
