awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
