so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
