I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Say something about gay babies.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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