Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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