He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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