Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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