Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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