No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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She bit a glass in half.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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