Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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