A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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