I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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