butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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