I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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