she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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