Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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