Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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