Whoa Z and x make the same sound
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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