i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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