so explain again why im purple
no
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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