We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
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