Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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