What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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