Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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