i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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