The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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