I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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