dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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